5 conversations about one thing

i.
• I don't think I'm going to forget that anytime soon.
• No need for a refresher then?
• I'd like to say it'd be less of a need for a refresher and more of a want... but, I could see it quickly evolving into a need.
• Happy early birthday.
• One of many presents coming my way then?
• I’ll get you a new car - with a bigger back seat.
• God, you're so fucking sexy. How am I ever supposed to get anything done with you around?


ii.
• did i ever properly thank you for letting me have such a lovely time with you last week at the gotham awards?! if i didn't, consider this my formal thank you, even if you ran off by the end of the night.
• as if you have anything to thank me for. i, meanwhile, was a terrible guest. but it was best i stayed with you, as i went home one day last week and was promptly in trouble for it. i'm just moving in with you from now on.
• shall i give you my spare key, then? you know i'm happy to play mother hen roommate!
• i've thought about just getting my own place in new york, but forcing myself on you as a new flatmate is a better idea. i need something useful to do; i've cleared my slate of work and have nothing to do but drink and make mistakes.


iii.
• I never want to push you, but do you want to talk about Thursday?
• "I don't want to push you, but" I'm going to push you. What about Thursday?
• Hal, you know what I'm talking about. When I came back to the house and you were...


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vi.
• i'd ask you, but you seem more of a romantic than i'd ever be. a really manny santos.
• THANKS FOR THAT. i do consider myself a romantic but i haven't been properly in love for probably the same period of time.
• you need to find someone, lasher. you're the sort that needs it.
• i really do, i get in trouble otherwise. though it does take a lot of energy with this lifestyle.
• i was about to say, you're the sort where relationships make you better.
• i can't even be offended, i wear my hot mess on my sleeve whilst single.